I've seen a couple of pictures now of some grinning idiots with horses turning up at mountainboard centres and towing riders into shaky looking wooden kickers with manic upper class grins on their faces?
How is mountainboarding ever going to be taken seriously as a sport if you're allowing Fabian St John the 11th duke of Dijon mustard onto tracks so that he can hoi paloi with the great unwashed?
Kitesurfing is already looked on as a fringe sport by many because of the ridiculous costs involved (it doesn't help that 90% of it's participants are called Julian or Mungo and wear their pants outside of their wetsuits)
If you want to ride a horse in the countryside, then go and f*cking do that - go and hang out with your friends in red coats who definitely don't still hunt foxes - but just ride around for hours until they accidentally come across a dead fox that definitely wasn't killed by the 200 baying hounds you just happened to have with you - can't leave them at home, they'd just pee on the carpet!
Fu*king horse riding upper class shitwits. If you want to fuck up a sport, go and fuck up whiff whaff. That sport could use some f**king f*cking up.
P.S. I have totally applied for horse whiff whaff to be recognised as a real sport, and I am now king of horse whiff whaff. I just found a crown on ebay and everything.
F*ck off proles!
(really though, what is going on with that - if it was a one off I'd understand it but they seem to be everywhere!).